More on rice...and horses

Mum: Have some Jollof Rice.
Me: No thank you, I'm on some carb free muscle building diet
Mum: WHAT! Why would you want to build muscles?
Me: I knew you'd react like that. Last time I had a six pack you told me I looked like a man.
Mum: You didn't look like a man. You looked like a horse
Me: Why would muscles make me look like a horse?!!
Mum: Well isn't that what those muscle women use to bulk up? Horse Injections.....

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