More on rice...and horses

Mum: Have some Jollof Rice.
Me: No thank you, I'm on some carb free muscle building diet
Mum: WHAT! Why would you want to build muscles?
Me: I knew you'd react like that. Last time I had a six pack you told me I looked like a man.
Mum: You didn't look like a man. You looked like a horse
Me: Why would muscles make me look like a horse?!!
Mum: Well isn't that what those muscle women use to bulk up? Horse Injections.....

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We roll deep and we don't get no sleep

".....Cause we'll be up all night until the early light!"

A recent conversation with my mum, brought that Janet Jackson song to mind.

Mum: Your Aunty --- called me to say she's bringing ten people with her to the trad ceremony.
Me: TEN?
Mum: Yes, she says she doesn't "roll to parties alone".


Now I'm stuck picturing an aunt rolling deep like a rapper.